100 things about me

1. i am a little too cautious about eating expired food


2. i heart babysteals.com


3. tv characters i'd like to be: sarah walker, supernanny, macgyver


4. tv characters i am: marge simpson, christine kimball campbell, liz lemon, pam beesley


5. i ain't got time or the attention span for proper speling or grammar


6. i have two kids. both c-section. one with anesthesia on my whole body, one with anesthesia on half of my body


7. pregnancy for me is a lot like having the flu. for six months.


8. i have never, nor will i ever, eat at carls junior


9. i love music. primarily emo.


10. my favorite number is twenty. cause it's so fun to say. twweeeeeeeennnnnty.


11. i do not like twilight


12. i also do not care for harry potter


13. or lord of the rings


14. or anything starring jennifer love hewitt


15. it's the four elephants of the apocolypse!


16. i think high fidelity is the best commentary on women and men


17. i heart john cusak


18. i expect a lot from myself and others


19. i don't like snow


20. i like black olives because they squeak on my teeth


21. i don't like feet. i don't like to look at them, talk about them, touch them or be near them. let us never speak of it again


22. i am not famous


23. i do not like ice cream


24. i love red and orange


25. i see no point in watching local news


26. my husband is a talk show host. i haven't listened to his show in over a year. i do not like the aggressive controversial ethan. i like the ethan that makes me scrambled eggs.


27. i've had 6 or 7 boyfriends, ethan was the first to call me his girlfriend


28. my boyfriends were all a little too cool for me


29. i have started watching life on mars. i don't have any idea if it's a good show, and i don't really know what's going on, i just like to stare at jason o'mara.


30. diet dr pepper tastes like burnt chemicals so why am i drinking it?


31. my two year old gives fab hugs


32. cadbury mini eggs should be available year round


33. i am afraid of vetrinary offices


34. in theory communism works


35. i prefer to communicate via email or text


36. i don't like to watch sports


37. soccer is ok


38. cause soccer players are yum


39. i have great taste in music


40. i have bad taste in selecting what to eat for dinner


41. i wear contacts. i am very very blind without them


42. i'm kind of a little bit a hypochondriac


43. only because it's the only way to guarantee nothing will every happen to you


44. i am good at organizing


45. i am crap at follow-through


46. i am good at making dinner out of nothing when the cupboard are almost bare


47. because i hate the grocery store


48. it's too much to process


49. i have a crush on homer simpson


50. i know that's whack


51. so is crack


52. no matter what mood i am in, my children can quickly make me smile


53. i have a mild prolapse of a mitral valve. you probably too, most american's do


54. i met my husband while he was riding a bmx dirt jumper, a vegas specialized


55. my husband cried on our wedding day. i did not


56. he also cried when our boys were born, again i did not


57. i couldn't watch most of the inaugration because it was too emotional, too monumental.  i didn't have time to cry.


58. i want a mini van


59. i am not frumpy, nor do i wear sweats daily


60. i was front row centr at the radiohead concert in hollywood for the ok computer tour


61. since then concert going has lost it's draw


62. i asked the drummer from deathcab for cutie for his t-shirt and he gave it to me


63. my husband drove crispin glover around at sundance a few years ago


64. he saw paris hilton puking at a party


65. i like burnt food


66. i believe in ghosts


67. i once lived in an apartment downtown with a pink fridge, pink stove and pink bathroom


68. i spend 1/3 of the night on my side... 1/3 of the night on my back... and 1/3 of the night on my tummy


69. i sleep near the edge of the bed and must have my feet hanging off the end of the bed


70. i once took a weekend trip to paris


71. i've been blogging for many many years


72. cause i am a computer nerd


73. i heart computers


74. i do not posess any musical talent


75. nor do i have soul


76. i cannot dance


77. alison can dance. she can do the whole thriller dance. alison is cool.


78. super cool


79. are you still reading?


80. seriously? good.


81. i wouldn't be. i can only read about two sentences on the internet before moving on


82. i don't watch american idol


83. i might start


84. nothing else on tv


85. except jason o'mara, oh mama


86. i love my home office


87. i miss business lunches


88. i drink a lot of diet coke


89. considering i don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs i see no problem with that


90. i love doritos


91. i twitter http://www.twitter.com/emi_babysteals


92. i have brown eyes. i like my brown eyes


93. i do not like my brown hair


94. i love to camp


95. i haven't been camping in years


96. i worry a lot. too much. i am cutting down


97. i have never consumed alcohol


98. never been high


99. no criminal record


100. it's 11:30pm and nowhere near bedtime