overheard
scene: in the car, sean hannity fills the air
grouchy wife: i'm sorry, i love you, but i only sean hannity 3 minutes love you.
changes station
husband: what? when have i made you listen to sean hannity?
grouchy wife: well, never
husband: it's only been maybe a minute
grouchy wife: then you have two minutes left to use some other time for the rest of your life. use them wisely.
**please note. grouchy wife's objections apply to all fanatic talk radio hosts. present company (in the car) excluded of course.


2 comments:
I hate political news shows. No offense to Ethan. My dad ruined them for me by blasting them on every radio in the house for years on end. Yelling will not make me agree with you.
I think those three minutes are incredibly generous.
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