dear monday, your butt stinks.

warning.  there is a lot of complaining about to happen.  and poop.

dear monday, i am sooooo over you.

poop.  today was all about poop.  first the sweet baby pooped twice while i was at work.  not a big deal, but the place isn't exactly equipped for stinky diaper control.
then, moments after the kiddles and i got home and about 15 minutes into one of baby's unexplained screaming fits the 3yo decided to have a little accident in his pants.   in the living room.   on the carpet.  and people, it wasn't the most solid stuff.  so 3yo got tossed into the shower (and i mean tossed) and underpants and old shorts were trashed all while baby continued her screaming fit.  she still hasn't forgiven me.  she doesn't understand it was her brothers fault.
then, not 10 minutes later i hear "mama!" from the bathroom upstairs.  5yo had clogged the toilet.  he's still learning the right amount of toilet paper to use.  he's down to about 1/4 of a roll.
then baby pooped again.  three times.  t.h.r.e.e. t.i.m.e.s!  she generally does her business once a day.

after everyone was clean i went back to my computer to finish some work and the battery was dead.  because i didn't plug it in.  because i left the plug at the office.  so at 4pm, while rush hour was just getting good, i drove back to the office to get my stupid computer plug.  (it really is a stupid plug. dear apple, i know you think you're all fancy-pants and crap for designing a pretty cord, but it's just heavy and awkward and the big weird white box gets super super hot. stupid.)

happily my mom caught me as i was leaving and took the baby and 5yo to her house while the unruly 3yo went with me to the office.  to reward the unruly 3yo i bought him a pair of squeaky shoes at work.  parenting fail?  probably.

sigh.

however!  tonight at last i got on video the baby giggling in her sleep.  even though she was a poop machine today, she is also a little dream boat.  and slept all night so i could finish my work.

so all in all not so bad.

but monday, watch it.  you try this again and i'll totally cut you.

oh, and i have another cold.  wheeeeeeeeee!